Florida and senior citizens were made for each other. Florida Woman, 93, Reaches End of the Road After 576,000 Miles in Her 1964 Mercury. Rachel bought her 1964 Mercury Comet Caliente new for $3289. Lyndon Johnson was President and gas was 39 cents a gallon. Rachel said that she was meticulous about keeping the oil […]
This is the season for weddings. I know how hard it can be to find just that perfect wedding gift. How about getting them a book? This weeks first headline highlights a book for newlyweds: Book Tells Muslim Men How to Beat and Control Their Wives. The article lists a few quotes from the book: “It
The first headline this week is from my hometown of Atlanta, Georgia- Atlanta Pollen Count Hits All-Time High. For those who do not live in areas that have issues with tree pollens, count yourself blessed. What this means is that when you go out to go to work, you have a thick yellow coat of
The first story this week is out of New York-NYC Woman Dies After Getting Trapped Inside Clothing Drop Box. Melissa, who was 51 years old, climbed into the clothing drop box on Staten Island. When the metal door closed behind her, she suffocated to death. It is alleged that she was attempting to steal some of the
Third Place this week goes to this bizarre story out of California: California Man Arrested in Killing of Girlfriend with Cannon. Richard used a homemade canon to kill his girlfriend inside their mobile home (read: trailer). Richard was treated for non-life threatening injuries that he suffered in the explosion in the confined trailer. Yes, alcohol was involved.
This weeks first headline comes out of Pennsylvania. That is in America. The United States of America. Penn Judge Tosses Case in Which Muslim Was Accused of Attacking Atheist. This all started when Ernie, an atheist, was in a Halloween parade dressed up as, “Zombie Mohammad.” Talaag, a Muslim, was watching the parade and took offense.
The first story this week comes from the skies over Portland. Muslims Screaming “Allah is great” Arrested After Causing Disturbance on Continental Flight to Houston. Two middle eastern men apparently got angry with a flight attendant when they could not sit next to each other. Rather than just accepting it and buying something from the Sky
The first headline this week is from Las Vegas- Diner Suffers Cardiac Arrest While Eating a Triple Bypass Burger in Restaurant Called the Heart Attack Grill.The actual 6000 calorie burger is pictured at the left. Yes, it came with fries, affectionately named, “Flatliner Fries.” This meal would feed some small countries for a week! Fortunately,
Our first stop this week is in Florida. I was a police officer for almost 30 years and made hundreds of Driving Under the Influence arrests. I have heard every excuse, or so I thought. Check out this headline- Florida Woman Blames Her ‘Big Breasts’ for Failing Sobriety Test. The officer observed Maureen’s car repeatedly
Montana provides our first headline this week: Montana Man Starts Police Chase as Part of His ‘Bucket List.’ John, a sober, but stupid, 55 year old man, “just wanted to see what it was like to be in a police chase.” He followed a police car for several blocks before accelerating his SUV and passing the
